Actual Excuses
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Collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.
"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak."
More of this at above page..

Collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.
"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak."
More of this at above page..

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