Electronic Cigarette!

"Gamucci is an electronic cigarette, it is a completely
 non-flammable product that  uses state of the art sophisticated
 micro-electronic technology to provide users  a real smoking 
 experience without the tobacco and tar found in real cigarettes.
 Gamucci offers smokers a chance of smoking in a much healthier
 way. They still get their nicotine hit, but suffer none of the
 negative side effects of smoking tobacco."

Sounds too good to be true 
- however you can't beat the
 normal cancer sticks IMHO...