THE
PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and
kisses
8:30 Weigh-in
2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in
bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents-
expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing
hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light
work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch
with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch
sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17
kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three
dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage
from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose
outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for
two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/
dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried
to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow
talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall
asleep in his big, strong arms
THE
PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow
job
6:30 Massive, satisfying
shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and
eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over
a lot
7:30 Limo
arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight
in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo
to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play
front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak
and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow
job
12:30 Play
back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo
back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly
to
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all
nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land
world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly
home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45 Shit,
shower and shave
7:00 Watch
news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster
appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice
cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon
Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex
with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage
and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap
blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the
dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep