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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMATIC

1. Smart boss + smart employee = profit
2. Smart boss + dumb employee = production
3. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
4. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
2. A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
4. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

1. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
2. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

1. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't./LI>
2. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

1. A woman has the last word in any argument.
2. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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